In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing
Category: Jokes
While teaching religion class one morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven…
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much
A police station gets two new horses and two cops are assigned to ride them. They go on a ride and come back pleased. “This
The manager of a large corporation had a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax.
A married man was having an *ff*ir with his secretary. One day, they went to her place and m*de l*ve all afternoon. *xh*usted, they fell
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane
A husband texted his wife at 6:30 p.m. “Hey, I’m going to be home late.” He expected the usual response. “Okay.” Or maybe, “Dinner is
The priest came over to Bubba’s house and suggested, “Bubba, why don’t you become Catholic? That’ll solve the problem.” So Bubba went through some classes,