A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I
Category: Jokes
Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look
Wife Calls Her Husband at the Club 😂 W: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H: “Yes.” W: “Great! I’m
A woman walks into a bar. She’s very inebriated, so she stumbles to the bartender. ‟I will have a whiskey schlour!” she slurs. ‟I can’t
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone in the bar now.”
A woman visits her husband in prison. They have a long talk, and then the guard tells them their time is over. The woman gets
An old, blind Marine walks into a bar he’s never been in before, feeling around for a stool. He orders a shot of whiskey and
So this guy, Dave, gets a new job — and he’s feeling himself. Fresh suit, corner office, and a secretary named Chloe who looks like