A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much
Category: Jokes
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone in the bar now.”
A woman visits her husband in prison. They have a long talk, and then the guard tells them their time is over. The woman gets
An old, blind Marine walks into a bar he’s never been in before, feeling around for a stool. He orders a shot of whiskey and
So this guy, Dave, gets a new job — and he’s feeling himself. Fresh suit, corner office, and a secretary named Chloe who looks like