A blonde was nine months pregnant and getting more nervous with every passing day. Every little cramp made her grab her hospital bag. Every time
Category: Jokes
A man went to see his doctor because he had been suffering from terrible constipation. He looked miserable. “I’ve tried everything,” he complained. “More water,
The Navy realized it had too many officers, so it announced a special early-retirement program. The deal sounded simple: $1,000 for every inch measured in
Four women were relaxing in a sauna, each wrapped modestly in a towel. Two were younger, one was middle-aged, and the last was a feisty
A priest and a nun are having a tennis match… The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several
Every night before bed, a man had exactly the same routine. He brushed his teeth, checked that the doors were locked, poured himself a shot
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full
A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses
A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital room, one with only himself in it. He has no recollection of how he got