After a lifetime of hard work, Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all her
Category: Jokes
A man was brought into the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, with tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full
During a commercial airline flight, a Navy Chief was seated next to a young mother with a baby in her arms. When her baby began
A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After awhile a
A guy was wandering around town one afternoon when he spotted a bar he had never noticed before. Outside was a large sign: “ALL THE
A Texan was having a drink in an Arizona bar when his phone rang. He listened for a moment, grinned ear to ear, and shouted,
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must
A man and his wife had one of those late-night arguments that started over something small and somehow turned into a full review of every
A sailor brought his boat up to a restaurant dock one sunny afternoon, tied it off and started walking toward the entrance. He had been