At 2 a.m., a married couple was sound asleep when their phone rang. The blonde wife picked up the phone while she was still sleepy, listened for a moment, and then spoke in a confused and irritated way.
“Why should I know?” “That’s 200 miles away!” she yelled as she hung up the phone.
“Who was that?” her husband asked her, now interested in the strange phone call.
The wife’s answer was perfect. She said with a straight face, “Some guy asking for directions.”
